STICKY BALLS

Something HORRIBLE happened to me...

(men will only understand)

Let's get started...

So today I decided to wear jean shorts and you know how jean shorts are f*cking tight as hell.

I was in the middle of a basketball game.

It was 33-35 us...

Adrenaline RUSHED through my veins as I began to scream for my teammate to pass the ball.

Realizing there was only 15 second left, I SPRINTED TOWARDS the net with all of my power.

But then something happened....

I fell to the ground with no hope of winning.

There was a stinging and uncomfortable feeling going on in my balls...

I looked down, and there it was:

MY SWEATY BALLS KEPT STICKING TO MY SKIN

WHICH CREATED THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING TO EVER EXIST

I SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT THE CHRONICALLY DISABLED DEAF PERSON COULD HEAR ME.

From the day my balls sticked to my skin, I decided to study the art of sweaty balls for 48 hours without sleeping.

This will prevent your sweaty balls from sticking to your skin.

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