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STICKY BALLS
Something HORRIBLE happened to me...
(men will only understand)
Let's get started...
So today I decided to wear jean shorts and you know how jean shorts are f*cking tight as hell.
I was in the middle of a basketball game.
It was 33-35 us...
Adrenaline RUSHED through my veins as I began to scream for my teammate to pass the ball.
Realizing there was only 15 second left, I SPRINTED TOWARDS the net with all of my power.
But then something happened....
I fell to the ground with no hope of winning.
There was a stinging and uncomfortable feeling going on in my balls...
I looked down, and there it was:
MY SWEATY BALLS KEPT STICKING TO MY SKIN
WHICH CREATED THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING TO EVER EXIST
I SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT THE CHRONICALLY DISABLED DEAF PERSON COULD HEAR ME.
From the day my balls sticked to my skin, I decided to study the art of sweaty balls for 48 hours without sleeping.
This will prevent your sweaty balls from sticking to your skin.

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